Thursday, February 26, 2009

Profane Conversion tables

Ever wonder what your roommate means when he says he has an assload of homework? Wonder no more. Here are the conversion tables for profane units of measurement.

1 fuckton = 5 shittons

1 shitton = 226 assloads

1 assload = 4 buttloads

1 buttload = approximately 16.3 pounds

Note: the above measurements are all in imperial units. A metric fuckton is approximately 1.1 fucktons.

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